What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice

How do you know if your husband loves you truly and deeply?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

Is it possible to become homeless after being released from jail or prison in the United States?

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do so many FtM people act like MtF people don't exist and what the hell am I supposed to do as an MtF person?

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

I'm straight, so why do I love watching guys cum?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Have you ever had a scary dream about a loved one or friend soon after their death?

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why is there no evidence of a multiverse theory?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What are your best funny dating stories?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Are you struggling with weight loss and finding it hard to stay consistent? What’s your biggest challenge when trying to lose weight at home?

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

If you’re an atheist, what would be your motive in spreading atheism, and why would you care what others believe?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”She is very sexyful!”